by SlimeyT March 2, 2024

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.
Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.
Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023

When you are having intercourse with your partner on the beach and you pull out sticking your sock in the sand and quickly re-entering the vagina with a sand paper covered dick
Hey did you seal the deal with your lady friend last night
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
Yes I gave her the old sandy Garfunkel just to finish her
by Mrniceguy2134 June 3, 2021

by musicalive February 14, 2012
