The Pain of Growing Up

Realizing that you are expected to change your old ways and begin to mature, take on responsibilities, take charge of your life, depend on yourself - and being VERY scared to face these changes.

"I wish I was a kid again. I've realized that the world is quite a different place once you become older. We are all robots now, expected to operate a certain way. I have so many things that must be done, and I feel as though the fun times of my past are growing further and further away each day."
"Tell me about it. That's the pain of growing up."

by ttjm June 11, 2016

groping the goose

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

by gooser94 January 11, 2014

GROWLING AT THE BEAVER

A lancashire term for licking the bean, (licking the vagina).

licking the vagina or clitoris. growling at the beaver

by pornkingEDDIE August 8, 2006

groping

General feeling up on people. Usually someone feeling someone's legs (or otherwise) under a table top or while making out.

Yo, man, my boyfriend kept groping my leg under the table! I was so embarassed.

by V For Victoria April 26, 2006

Grolling

What happens when idiots in the forbidden app get together to shitpost

We do a little grolling

by Birdwaffles March 18, 2021

smoking what he's growing

Believing in or agreeing with what someone is saying or proposing.

Phil Jackson has messed the Knicks up bad, but the media is still smoking what he's growing, but Hinkie is a pharmaceutical chemist.

by Guru Voodoo January 13, 2015

Growing Up Gotti

The worst show I have ever seen in my life.

Those 3 Gotti boys all need a kick in the face. God damm poofters.

Terrible television at its best.

Guy 1 "Dude, did you watch growing up Gotti last night? I love that show"

Guy 2 "Go and kill yourself"

by Night of the long Knives June 2, 2007