Floorsomeness

Casually lying on the floor feeling awesome and comfy at the same time whilst not giving a care in the world

Jordan: 'I'm Lying On The Floor'

Bethanie: 'Yeah This Carpet's Comfy'

Jordan: 'FLOORSOMENESS!!'

by XenonLazers September 11, 2012

Flooring

To lie on a wooden floor and stare at the ceiling while philosofying about love, life, universe and everything.
To achieve a strong flooring experience, one needs appropriate flooring music.
To strengthen the experience, a good spaghetti Bolognese meal should be enjoyed beforehand.

PhilHarmony: Damn Jimmy, I'm really confused about all these complex issues regarding love, life, universe and everything..
Jimmy: Chill dude, let's do some flooring for a while and sort things out!!
PhilHarmony: Yeah man, that sounds great!!

by shgang January 9, 2009

Floorboard Music

Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.

If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.

by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015

Floorhoe

A hoe that's always on her knees if you know what I mean.

Why does she always have bruises on her knees... oh nvm she must be a floorhoe.

by thecoolestpersoneveromg November 27, 2017

Floorism

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us

"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"

by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021

floordog

A small dog which has short legs and long body. A euphemism or synonym for a dachshund breed dog. If you don't look down to the floor, you may not know of their presence(quiet floordogs only).

"I almost tripped on your floordog".

by flora dogg May 30, 2005

floorsome

A number of people from a dormatory or residence hall that is fewer than a floorgy but more than simply floorcest.

Kara, David, and Karl has a floorsome in the sex box yesterday.

by John David Booty October 28, 2006