carpet's 

Carpet, just something that lays on the floor... And you step on it... Not my rules!

Your mother: Can i buy more carpet's?

carpet's by Your guide that does not exist September 8, 2021

hashinshin's carpet 

act of masturbating on a carpet

did you see Johnny do a hashinshin's carpet on that bitch's face?

hashinshin's carpet by bigblackniggaballshd420 February 21, 2020

Hannah's carpet 

Hannah's carpet is the most amazing carpet that has ever existed. When you go over to her house, you just end up lying on her carpet instead of sitting on her amazingly comfortable and fancy couches.
It is soft and plush and fluffy and Hannah herself doesn't realise just what is so attractive about Hannah's carpet.

"Hey guys, take a seat on the couch" -Hannah
"I would rather lie on your carpet. I mean, it's not that often that you get a chance to lie down on Hannah's carpet" - friend

Hannah's carpet by Asxz December 27, 2011

Grandma's Carpet 

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.

"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."

Grandma's Carpet by Soup420 November 4, 2020

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag 

A cavernous hole Big gash A clown's pocket A wizard's sleeve

She has a fanny like Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag!

Mary Poppins's Carpet Bag by Chilly Beef March 13, 2019

Aladdin’s carpet 

Having a full bush (pubic) vaping into thus bush whist a big smelly munter rides your sausage

(Aladdin’s carpet) The smelly female rode alladins carpet in her nans bed

Aladdin’s carpet by Jeremy Corbin December 11, 2019

Oli's Carpet

A post nuclear site usually used to refer to somthing destroyed or ruined, or used to refer to somthing disgusting.

That looks like oli's Carpet
This tastes like oli's Carpet

Oli's Carpet by Fusion248 December 7, 2025