flooser

A very uncommon term used by few very cool people, combination of the term 'fuck' and 'loser'.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, look at my tower of cards!
Person 2: Um, ok, maybe I would, if you weren't a flooser.

by Feliciaiaiaia April 14, 2006

floordusters

Breasts that are so large that they'll end up saggin below the knees - dusting the floor.

Yeah, Amber's got huge knockers, but when she turns 40, and has had a few kids I'll bet they'll be floordusters.

by Leif June 10, 2006

foodster

An emo chick with a semi-attractive face who posts her profile on friendster, all-the-while failing to show the fact that even though she may have a alright face, she's the size of a bloated rhinocerous.

Used primarily as an insult regardless of actual physical characteristics.

(Taken from the Pitboss 2000 song of the same name.)

"For some reason, foodsters are really starting to attract me..."

"Dude, I seriously hope what you meant to say was, 'I'm gay'!"

by Straight Up February 19, 2004

Floofster

Noun:
A floofy dog or creature that is small in body weight but makes up for it in size of fur or floof.

The kids said "That dog is such a floofster" after the dog walked by.

by MM210 September 28, 2022

foostern

A man, usually portraying a young demeanor, that enjoys gaming and television amongst other indolent pursuits and of whom can generally found in underground castles with ample supplies of treats and movies to watch.

We came across a foostern when we went to Matthews house last night.

by Jinzel Washington July 29, 2012

floodite

An arrogant Caucasian (usually an atheist) who lacks the allegorical understanding of the biblical "flood and ark" mythology and lives in the false belief that "the west was won" and the country was and is a "free one", open for unauthorized development of land and pilfering of natural resources.

What's a word for a euro-trash, North American immigrant with out any ethics or trace of nobility and a gargantuan sense of entitlement? -That's a 'Floodite'... it's like the opposite of a "Blood" and they're everywhere...

by starlessgolightly September 30, 2018

Flooter

Flappy cooter

Dude my grandma has a flooter

by Phatcashkathy January 30, 2020