Fatuated

When an obese person falls in love with someone who has a healthy BMI. Usually their love is unrequited.

"Dude that fat chick totally wants to suck on your corn dog - she is totally fatuated with you bro"

by indianreservation September 3, 2016

Fasturbate

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

by b9xxx January 14, 2008

fanterbate

To masturbate only by imagination. Without pornography or live action sexual actions.

After catching a glimpse up Kelly's skirt in class Jim fanterbated about it alone in his closet.

by svidrod June 8, 2004

Flasturbate

To masturbate while having a flaccid penis.

Devon: That was a great flasturbation session.
Gary: How do you even manage to flasturbate?

by Flasty December 22, 2014

Saturbate

The act of masturbating on a Saturday.

Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.

by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019

Facturate

A redundantly accurate fact.

What goes up, must come down, to the ground. It's quite facturate.

by backotruck May 15, 2012

Faceturbate

Verb: the act of liking your own status or pictures on Face Book just to gain higher 'like' numbers, or in a sad act of self approval.

Look at him, he's faceturbating again, i think thats a bit sad.

or

She's not that popular, she just faceturbates so people think she is.

by Dann C July 13, 2012