Fartarded

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

by sloh March 25, 2009

fartake

1 : to take part in or experience smelling a really bad ass-gas along with others

2 : to have a portion (as of fart)

Everyone inside the elevator fartaked in the godawful-smelling poo-gas when Joan of Fart let one out in full force.

by Mr. Gassy October 22, 2009

fantard

1. (noun) Any over-the-top fan of anything, but normally used to describe tweens and 40+ year old women who obsess over American Idol contestants.

2. (verb) To act in a manner that would suggest being a fantard.

Derived from "fan" and "retard".

Often simply "tard", especially when used in a compound noun to specify the person whom the fans adore.

The term is mostly used on Vote For The Worst.

1. I found a small group of Cooktards on an online forum praying for David Cook's album to go quadruple platinum.

2. I caught my little sister fantarding over Barack Obama at the rally. She was waving signs, screaming, and generally making a fool of herself.

by Kazyan December 9, 2008

fartalito

Spanglish word for a small fart.

Jose: What is that smell ese?
Pancho: It's only a fartalito, homie.

by panchoypepe November 16, 2006

fartcar

A nickname for a Tesla because of its audacious programmable fart sounds.

Let’s take a spin in the fartcar!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 2, 2020

farnarkling

the group activity whereby everyone sits around discussing the need to "do something" but nothing actually happens

I'm not going to sit around farnarkling all afternoon, I'm off to get something to eat

by MF.Aurelius February 23, 2006

Fartability

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.

On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010