First Ejaculation

The one orgasm you spend your entire life trying to get back.

Damn I remember my first ejaculation it was so intense I almost passed out.

by Fuckingshitassbuttsexhairyass November 29, 2016

Synchronized Ejaculation

A truly epic achievement which can be accomplished when masturbating to a familiar pornographic scene. The masturbater achieves synchronized ejaculation when he ejaculates at the same time as the man (or men) in the video. This cannot be accomplished with lesbian or all-girl porn.

Joe achieved synchronized ejaculation and then high-fived everyone he knew with the hand that wasn't covered in ejaculant.

by Anonukeleletroll714 April 20, 2010

Ejaculatory Manifestation

To summon evil demons to blow their demonic load on your face.

" Yo this weekend....Ejaculatory Manifestation time!"
' Na man last time i did that with you i had a flaming cum ball blown in my face"

by I<3demoncum May 26, 2010

flaccid ejaculation

When your penis does not have enough time to get hard...it goes straight to ejaculation. Usually used when in intense excitement.

I just had a flaccid ejaculation when Kelly Kelly walked by.

by Gayelephant August 4, 2008

ejacusplosion

An ejaculation so powerful, it can't be held back and explodes across the room. Or in the case of a blowjob, causes the blower to gag a little from the sudden blast at the uvula, and leaking. During intercourse, it gushes out from the openings. Also known to break condoms.

Jack: Dude.... That girl sure knew how to blow....
Jason: Say wha...?
Jack: It was so good, I had an ejacusplosion and she almost choked!
Jason: DAMN! O_o

John: Dude... I'm in trouble...
Frank: Why?
John: I... may have gotten Jessica pregnant?
Frank: WTF! Why didn't your dumbass use a condom?!
John: I did.... My ejacusplosion blew a hole in the tip...
Frank: ._. ....

by Hazard89 October 18, 2010

ejaculactating

When a woman lactates in ecstasy caused by fear or prolonged excitement.

"Don't make her laugh, Tim! She'll start ejaculactating again."

by nikolii July 2, 2012

Ejatu

Someone who is called Ejatu has may secrets loves arguments most of the time she always wants to be the leader she is interested in reality shows and series. She is a very enjoyable person to be around she is a fashionista and has very good style and taste in clothes. She is not afraid to say anything that comes to her mind she will say it out loud and make it clear because it’s her opinion. She is lovely and joyful every day she can’t go 10 minutes without laughing even if she is in a bad mood. So will try her hardest to make someon happy if they are not in a good mood a person called Ejatu is a onderful person to be around.

Ejatu is lovely

by Ebony baxteer June 9, 2018