Dickwarmer

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.

Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!

by thekaji October 7, 2008

Dickwagger

Just break it down

Dick= Cock
Wagger= Tail

DICKWAGGER=COCKTAIL

A woman talking to her friends at work says, "Hey guys, it's been a shitty day, how about some dickwaggers after work?"

by elwkcc March 15, 2011

dickmonger

One who is familiar with male genitalia, and caters to it's needs.In other words, a cock loving, jizz guzzling ass fairy. See also democrat.

That Michael Moore is a real dickmonger!

by AV November 24, 2003

dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

Dookwanger

A combination of the character Count Dooku from Star Wars and real life military officer Oskar Paul Dirlewanger, giving the refined class of Dooku with the brutality of Dirlewanger, making the final product a sort of Emperor of Death.

Or an act that would be described as horrible and immoral but you and a couple others treat it as boyish fun.

Holy shit, that was Dookwanger.

You met Dookwanger?

Yeah, pretty cool!

Oh my god you just killed and raped those women!

And?

You must love to Dookwanger!

by coolgaymer69 December 27, 2020

dickmonger

one who is beyond the gayest of gays

you know that guy jeff? hes a dickmonger

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs March 9, 2011