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dementified

Used as describing an object of dementification: looks weird, possibly tastes strange, maybe broken, not normal.
Can possibly freak small children out.
Tim: Hey Johnny, you're new pencil is kind of dementified.
Johnny: Yeah, my bro chewed it.
Tim: Erm....
by Izzinatoratie May 31, 2009
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Dementia

The deterioration of ones memories leading to the loss of self and the world around them, surrounded by things that should be familiar but are unknown, living in a purgatory that lacks bliss or respite.
The Dementia patient has been drawing a self-portrait every year, and every year it loses its resemblance to its owner.
by Plain_Delta March 28, 2021
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Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way

The ultimate Mary Sue character, created by Tara Gilesbie in the fanic My Immortal. Supposedly vampire and a wizard and a "goff", Ebony embarks on many an adventure with her boyfriend Draco and her friends Harry (called Vampire), Ron (called Diabolo), Willow, Voldemort (called Satan), and Hermione (called B'loody Mary Smith). Ebony apparently spells her name several different ways, including Enoby, Ibony, Egogy, Inoby, and Tara.
My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was cuz he is a f**king hottie!)
by Little Bella October 17, 2008
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Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.
Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.
by Locus0mega March 29, 2011
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Dementor

A girl who gives really good head, but her very annoying personality slowly sucks away your soul.
Bro 1: Bro, Jasmine gives crazy head. Matty is so lucky.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,

Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
by Titus Blowhard September 2, 2010
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Dementors

Creatures of everlasting darkness. These creatures are the only things born evil.

Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.

The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.
When thoses Dementors came by..........i nearly pissed myself.
by Phantomdeath August 1, 2009
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