The Axe Defect

When Axe is overused to the point of actually counteracting The Axe Effect.

Jack: Brett was doing real good with that girl over their til she leaned in on him. Then she suddenly got up and ran away.
Ace: Probably the Axe Defect.

by tanukisanyo June 12, 2005

defuckify

to reverse the fucked-up-ness of a fucked up sleep schedule.

"Maybe you should try to maintain something remotely resembling a sleep schedule."

"I have one -- it's just fucked up."

"Then maybe you should defuckify."

by girlwithafuckedupsleepschedule June 14, 2009

defect

1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional.

2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty.

3. v. To change loyalties.

The refurbisher got sick of painting over defects, so he defected to a company that repairs merchandise with defects.

by Downstrike June 4, 2004

Defucktive

Any product that dos'nt work as intended.

Oh my! the drink you made for me is leaking,the cup must be Defuctive.

by Gene Colley January 31, 2004

Defucktive

something so messed up that it's both defective and fuck'd up at the same time..

This belt is defucktive. Your thoughts are so defucktive.

by Rebecca Cryan January 7, 2009

defunct wear

Clothing displaying the logo and/or name of a company that no longer exists.

"Hey Dora, I love your Pets.com shirt."
"Thanks, I've got lots of defunct wear from the dot-bomb days."

by jdaddyk April 9, 2010

Defuckinglirious

Someone who is in such a drunken state that they are completely and utterly delirious.

Yeah, that girl last night was so drunk she was rolling on the ground while chanting "AVADA KEDAVRA." Dude, I just sat back and watched her. Defuckinglirious, bro.

by The Fort Mill Legends est. '10 August 14, 2011