by Nina March 15, 2005
Dennis decided to define what phallus was by tattooing it to the shaft of his penis, thus creating his dicktionary.
by Lily Daniels February 06, 2008
A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.
If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.
by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
A noun that designates a self-proclaimed and public dictionary for people who find themselves funny. Mostly used for instant and private jokes between weird persons. Can be online, free and quite hilarious.
X. "Hey homie, i found such a motherfuckin' play on words while I was stone. Check that out, it's gonna be so amazing."
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"
Y. "No no, dude, save it for the online Dicktionary, I want the whole world to laugh with us!"
by Neal79 July 27, 2010
Jose: Sophie could i borrow your dictionary?
Sophie: NO! get your own.
Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!
Sophie: NO! get your own.
Jose: Ugh, you are such a DICKtionary!
by Jose Jose Jose October 19, 2008
To have a defention on your penis.
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005
A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMO Channels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.
Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.
by Ambassador Core November 08, 2008