Cuntlumbo

A woman, usually on her rag, that investigates, interrogates and or psychoanalyzes everything a man says or communicates to her. Usually, this has to do with the man's whereabouts or who he's associating with. However, because this is female rationale, it really can be about anything, and is usually unjustifed and unwarranted.

Him: "Sorry I'm late, I stopped in for drinks after work"

Her: "Where did you stop in at? What time did you get there? How long were you there?" Who was with you? Did you fuck some slut too? I bet it was that whore Lisa from your office"

Him: "Holy shit Cuntlumbo, should I get a fuckin lawyer or what?"

by Buster Heighman August 29, 2009

cuntemplating

Thinking about how to bring a bitch down.

He was cuntemplating while stalking his ratchet hoe, ex-boyfriend's Instagram.

by bcrystal February 22, 2015

Cuntmeleon

An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)

Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!

by Quality_Control April 16, 2009

Cuntuppance

Karma for cunts.

Wilbur suffered his cuntuppance then rage quit.

by Tempest Lefavre May 28, 2010

cuntus mc fuck

a person or thing that is being more then just a normal cunt.

levo why are you being such a cuntus mc fuck

by b_rent December 3, 2007

cuntcum

Vaginal fluid, usually excessive.

I pulled my dick out of her and it was dripping cuntcum.

by Nick T W January 30, 2008

Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011