Cuntgirl

A woman who has a vagina, or as the british call it, a cunt

Dude, I think Stacey might be a cuntgirl.

by MsLucy January 20, 2021

Cuntaloupe

Someone who is a "rude ass" and smells like a dirty cunt and rotten cantaloupe. Cuntaloupes tend to like rotten fruit and their breathes smell like dirty vagina.

"Hey what's up man?"
"Nothing much wh... What the fuck is that smell?"
"I just finished eating fruit salad with my girlfriend after I ate her out."
"Nigguh... You're a cuntaloupe!" Here's a Tic-Tac."

by Oranjuhlo March 13, 2015

Cuntaloupe

A lukewarm cantaloupe intended for pleasing a lonely person...let your imagination wander......

I did not have sexual intercourse with my date last night, so I got with my "Cuntaloupe" instead... (pelvic thrust)

by austinrobinandrew August 6, 2011

cuntaloupe

A mixture of cunt + cantaloupe when you're angry at a friend but you don't want to seem rude so you say it's an autocorrect.

"cuntaloupe"
"What did you just call me?"
"lol sorry autocorrect i meant we need cantaloupes for the party"
"Oh aight no probs"

by fuegosenpai February 10, 2018

Cuntalopasaurus

a complete tool or fag who everyone is pissed at.

"The child who lost the fight was a cuntalopasaurus."

by Danger Derek January 17, 2009

cuntalope

a cunt, whore, slut, that hops all over the place having sex with anyone, anything, like a jackalope!!!

That nasty fucking cuntalope better not even think about hookin up with my husband, or farm animals!!!!

by Country Fried... February 11, 2015

cuntglove

A pad > for periods

A glove for a vagina when bleeding.

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I can see her cuntglove!
Ugh! I just got my period. Now I have to wear a cuntglove.

by Kaelakinz September 11, 2016