Cum Cuddler

someone who cuddles another persons freshly ejaculated semen

"boy, julie-anne sure is a cum cuddler"

by Anna_Banana69 February 8, 2010

Cuddlerape

When you suddenly go from cuddling to doing sexual things, and vice versa, or cuddling and doing sexual things at the same time.

I was really shocked when my boyfriend cuddleraped me last night.

by FwahnessTrademark September 23, 2009

cruddle

A long, constricting hug (cuddle), which by the recipient could be seen as an act of affection or a sign of aggression to assert dominance.

Similar in nature to an aggressive handshake.

Tammy did not know where she stood with her girlfriend Claire, as she believes she was cruddled and blacked out from her cell.

by unicornherder January 20, 2008

Cruddle

The act of hugging and crying simultaneously. Usually by two or more women.

After dad died, my sisters and I had a good cruddle.

by Sicks Tea Nein January 2, 2009

Crotch Cuddlers

Used to describe pants that are so tight that they "cuddle your crotch."

Example 1
Guy #1: Dude! look how tight those dudes pants are!
Guy #2: Those are some Crotch Cuddlers

Example 2
Guy #1: How do you get those pants on? Those things look like they are stuck to you.
Guy #2: I know, i thought they looked cool at the store but one wash in the washing machine and they turned into some Crotch Cuddlers and i cant get them off.

by DrummerBoy93 March 11, 2009

Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

oven cuddler

originated by my boy "skinflute" in Davis Ca. Oven Cuddler is in short, a "jew". Why a jew? Because back in the day in Hitler's concentration camps when the jews were burned in masses, they were all stuffed in giant ovens and all of them looked as if they were cuddling. Hence, the definition "oven cuddler"

Don't be an "oven cuddler" man. Pull out your wallet and pay for your part of the bill!!!

The reason he has no damn friends is because he's an "oven cuddler"

by Da Skrill June 23, 2006