Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.

The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here

by tmant May 28, 2011

Albino Rhino

The act of attaching a white dildo to your head and then using it to penetrate your partner.

Jill got so freaky last night she asked me to give her an albino rhino.

by tmant August 24, 2016