Shrub Cuddler

Annoying self righteous person who loves to tell others how they should live. Essentially a tree hugger, only fatter, smellier, and dumber.
The shrub cuddlers are protesting again. I can smell them from here
by tmant May 04, 2011
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Albino Rhino

The act of attaching a white dildo to your head and then using it to penetrate your partner.
Jill got so freaky last night she asked me to give her an albino rhino.
by tmant February 27, 2016
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