Cryptoniggary

Cryptoniggary: The act of a black financial advisor stealing money from clients.

Yet again, Demetrius O'neal committed cryptoniggary to the tune of 5MM from clients to pay for back child support.

by Crackasscracka September 12, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a chip that you find too delicious. You cannot be around this chip or you will consume the ENTIRE bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar chips away from me! Those are my chiptonite... I can't have those!!!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

Chiptonite

Referring to a potato chip that is so delicious you cannot be around these chips or you will eat the entire bag.
Originally coined by Ty Jordan, on X Afternoons with Mariah and Ty on X92.9 in Calgary.

Keep those Salt & Vinegar away from me, those are my chiptonite I will eat the entire bag!

by TrendSettah4Lyfe September 13, 2022

drama cryptonics

Speaking in a way that maximizes drama, but avoids sending any real message. A person speaking drama-cryptonics will use lengthy adjectives, but then not have time to say what is wrong, leaving the listener to guess what is wrong.

"I haven't heard from Joe is he ok?"
"I don't know, he sent me 6 texts telling me how terrible he feels but didn't have time to tell me what's wrong. He is sending me nothing but drama cryptonics."

by NoDrama82 September 9, 2022

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

crapton

A large amount of work units being returned after a long period of waiting.

21:16 <@MacG> wohoo! I just reported a crapton of work units!

by Tim Bowers October 4, 2004