co-crastinate

to be procrastinating AND studying simultaneously

Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.

Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.

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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.

by devin the dizude December 15, 2010

Crasting

To steal things from cars, houses, anywhere. Originating from the book "A Clockwork Orange", where they often went "Shopcrasting".

Alex: you down to go out crasting tonight?

Sam: for sure! gotta get that money, right right right?

by WickedAlien32 December 10, 2009

poo-crastinate

when you spend more time poopin' than getting actual work done.

Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.

"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"

"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"

by fishpoo May 28, 2009

Crassic

An adjective used to express the way that something is usually so unrefined that you always expect it to be that way

Phil: "I eat all my meals with my bare hands!"
Bob: "Crassic Phil"

by ProbablyNotHuman December 23, 2012

craotic

A situation that is beyond crazy and chaotic combined.

It was really out of control when the drunken crowd cheered the old crack head on, but it got downright craotic when she tore off her clothes and did the worm.

by Ruffz July 8, 2014

crustichris

A white boy who has an afro and is often caught peeling his foreskin back as far as he can, usually resulting in injury. Crustichris has bad skin crustification as it has been covered in semen which has dried and hardened

"Is he ok?"
"No he's turning into a crustichris!"

by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed February 9, 2015

crapstick

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

by wordman April 14, 2003