Definitions by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed

crustichris 

A white boy who has an afro and is often caught peeling his foreskin back as far as he can, usually resulting in injury. Crustichris has bad skin crustification as it has been covered in semen which has dried and hardened

"Is he ok?"
"No he's turning into a crustichris!"

crustichris by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed February 9, 2015

mahaffy 

A small transsexual boy who has no friends and is forced to be a slave to his parents sexual needs.

Man! Did you see that old Mahaffy boy? He's so small

mahaffy by ThatBlackGuyUnderYourBed February 3, 2015