Crapture

The event in which all the toilets of a building are flushed simultaneously, thereby resulting in a mass exodus of waste from the aforementioned building. The waste is then said to descend to the bowels of the sewer system. Similar to rapture for poop.

After 21 May 2011 we decided to go to the apartment and settle for a crapture instead of the rapture.

by nme007 June 22, 2011

craptastic

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.

"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."

by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

craptitude

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

craptioning

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

by Danny Sax October 9, 2008

craptabulicious

oddly pleasing or agreeable to the senses, particularly with regard to taste or smell

Both Jim and Mary Fran found the honey-dipped broccoli to be craptabulicious.

by MaddieD June 11, 2007

craptastic

(adj)
1. in a good sense, the quality of being so crappy that the object is humorous or desireable

2. in a bad sense, extremely crappy

etymology: blend of the words 'crap' and 'fantastic'

1. This place is awesomely cheesy! It's craptastic!

2. The break-up was awful. It was craptastic.

by Marchant July 28, 2004

craptackular

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.

This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.

by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004