cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.

No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!

by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009

Cowteeth

A man with extravagantly luscious locks, which is reminiscent of a rat tail that forms at the tip of his ass crack. He got his name due to having extremely large cow like teeth. Cowteeth is a man who looks forward to being pegged.

Teeth man can often be located outside schools and play parks minding his business, braiding his pubic hair and playing sadistic games with his pubic lice, these games include 100mm sprint, hide and seek and practicing gymnastics. Teeth currently holds the regional records for the most obvious camel-toe. Teeth also has a vast amount of cock rot, also known as nob cheese, which he plants in various locations and is hoping that one day a dick tree will grow.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, Cowteeth has pubic lice.

by Btcoombes May 6, 2021

pussy cooties

germs left behind from the sexual pleasuring of the vagina

dammit! shit! there are pussy cooties all over my floor!

by ricky December 28, 2004

cowied

being (heavily) under the influence of ecstacy.

he's purely cowied. Everything's gone a bit Robert Palmer!

by mickyD November 24, 2003

cowpie

A flat blob of cow shit.

I stepped into a fresh cowpie when I was crossing the field

by Octopod November 8, 2003

cootie

a pseudo-germ or false disease that children use to avoid or tease one another. Theorized to have come from a child's misinterpretation of a slang word "cootie" meaning vagina.

Boy: Dad, what's a cootie?
Dad: ...uh...well, it's something that all girls have.
Boy: Ewww, girls have cooties!

by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005

cowtipper

a big-ass 8 patty sandwich in the movie "Clerks II" sold at Mooby's.

"I'm starvin, lets go to Mooby's and get some Cowtippers."

by jet1891 March 2, 2008