Cowtipper 

A person who feels the incessant urge to run up to big dumb cows and push them over.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "Hahaha The Cowtipper strikes again!"

Cowtipper by bitchin technology April 16, 2003

cowtipper 

a big-ass 8 patty sandwich in the movie "Clerks II" sold at Mooby's.

"I'm starvin, lets go to Mooby's and get some Cowtippers."

cowtipper by jet1891 March 2, 2008

cowtipper 

This is an increasingly popular term for an extremely gay homosexual.

Man, that RuPaul is one hell of a cowtipper!

cowtipper by Bob October 29, 2004

cowtipping terrorists 

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “[armed protesters[” (The Washington Post).

These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.

cowtipping terrorists by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016

cowstopper 

Someone with a protruding mandible, full of grotesquely crooked teeth. Usually the lips are not large enough to hide, e.g. resembling a cowstopper on the front of a train.

Did you see the cowstopper on that fool? I'm gonna go push him over to the train tracks.

cowstopper by EH of HB November 10, 2007

cowtipping 

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

cowtipping by Ashley December 21, 2003

cow-tipper

The male equivalent of the term homewrecker.

A male who pursues married women.

A female is referred to as a homewrecker when she participates in the destruction of another relationship, figuratively speaking she destroys the house. A male therefore engaging in similar behavior could be said to have tipped another man's cow over.

Also useful as a verb, to cow-tip.

"But your married! What do I look like? Some kind of cow-tipper?"

"Her poolboy moonlights as a cowtipper."

As another form of expressions "I had to dump her, the milk goes sour after the cow has been tipped."

cow-tipper by Drkpaladin February 20, 2011