"Hey, look at that Corvette!" "I don't really like them, I heard they make you more attracted to your sister."
by braydenisgay October 10, 2015
A cougar past her prime. She looked great in the 70's but now she's got rust under the hood, needs constant lubrication and usually requires a fresh coat of touch-up paint before its worthy of the street. Usually seen being driven by a scumbag.
Classic corvettes include Cher, Stevie Nicks, Farrah Fawcett, Suzanne Somers, Bo Derek, Shannon Tweed and all former stars of Charlie's Angels.
by J.R. Veinladen September 15, 2011
Juju Smith-Schuster: *gets lit up by Vonn Bell for doing Tik Tok dances on their logo*
Fans: “CORVETTE CORVETTE!!!”
Fans: “CORVETTE CORVETTE!!!”
by MF Star Boy December 23, 2020
Hop in the motherfucking jet like that. mmmm, pop why you walk like that, how you talk like that, how you walk like that.
Corvette Corvette
by hiiiiigsjsh February 23, 2021
by Ash con May 21, 2021
Noun.
1. A fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. These ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. Corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. They do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of Israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the Suez Canal, must travel all the way around Africa to reach their operating areas in the Red Sea).
NATO standard designations are: FS (corvette), and FSG (guided misslie corvette).
1. A fast warship that is usually smaller than a frigate but larger than patrol craft. These ships are generally well-armed and in use mostly by smaller navies that do not need or cannot afford larger warships. Corvettes generally carry enough firepower to sink ships many times its size, and can thus provide navies with a symetrical response to a threat for asymetrical cost. They do not have the endurance of larger ships and are therefore not suited for long-term operations (with the possible exception of Israeli corvettes, which, due to their prohibition from the Suez Canal, must travel all the way around Africa to reach their operating areas in the Red Sea).
NATO standard designations are: FS (corvette), and FSG (guided misslie corvette).
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1. Corvettes are the largest ships in most Middle Eastern navies, including Israel, Iran and Oman.
1. Corvettes are the largest ships in most Middle Eastern navies, including Israel, Iran and Oman.
by thaks April 10, 2006
a car that is fast but the owners always drive slow as fock in them and hold traffic up because they're retired and they can go on a gay little sunday cruise and go 5mph under the limit in a car that can go nearly 200mph, when other mofos gotta get their own ass to work. god damn i fucking tail them in my 50hp diesel vw.
corvette driver: "god damn I love listening to Cher"
follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
follower: "Sunday is three days from now you motherfucker!!! go ahead and blow the dust off the gasy pedal and fucking move. you know that car has more than one mother fucking gear! if i paid for a fucking corvette and ran fucking 93 octane in that son of a bitch i wouldn't waste that fucking shit that's worth more than fucking gold driving like a fucking panzee ass gay son of a bitch!!!! i mean come on it's like buying a fucking battle ship to go fucking bass fishing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Key Dawg June 20, 2006