playboy

A popular mens magazine also known as the "poor man's internet"

That dude's so po', he gotta git his porn from da playboy.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

fity

How an angry balck man says the word "fifty"

Give me ma fity dollas back!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

nextel

One of the greatest cell phone service providers with some of the largest (eww) phones. Service features the popular "Direct Connect" which is very similar to the function of a walkie-talkie.

I got nextel.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

corvette

See "mid-life crisis"

Your father bought a corvette.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

uncle fucker

One who participates in sexual acts with his/her uncle.

You dirty uncle fucker!

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

jimmy stick

1) The Penis

2) A long slim jim

3) Any long item

1) Billy's jimmy stick seems to be rather sore today.

2) You gotta pay me for that jimmy stick.

3) Hand me that jimmy stick.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004

riced out

A car used for street racing that has been modified with many "parts" imported from Japan.

Lingling has the most kick-ass riced out honda.

by the_writer_side June 22, 2004