coot

coot ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kt)
n.
1. Any of several dark-gray aquatic birds of the genus Fulica of North America and Europe, having a black head and neck, lobed toes, and a white bill.
See scoter.
2. Informal. An eccentric or crotchety person, especially an eccentric old man.

1. That bird, is a coot.
2. Look at that old coot, sitting on his front porch.

by Alan Coltrane February 06, 2004

cooted

Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.

Bro, I was so cooted last night after I smashed that broad.

by DKFresh June 29, 2010

coot

When something is too cute to say cute.

My girlfriend is so coot.

by somenamehere January 08, 2009

coots

a meanie name for ickypoo old men

look at those hairs in his ears! he's an old coot!

by minderella January 09, 2005

coot

A coot is vile person, or can be a synonym for another fowl, a gamecock. It is especially related to sports teams with that name and their fans.

The coots lost the football game.

Jorts, or jean shorts, are a staple in the wardrobe of a coot.

The coot said the SEC's worst team was better than any other conference's best. Therefore, the coots are the champions of the other conferences.

by bb3_rm26 December 30, 2011

coots

Someone incredibly stupid or that has done something really foolish.

Friend: Yeah, i fell down those stairs because i didn't tie my shoe laces.
Other: Man, you're such a coots!

by Zen march January 25, 2012

coote

something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.

1: "omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!"

2: "THATS SO COOTE!"

by donttrustzombies November 22, 2010