mouch

When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.

by Two tone cock January 2, 2008

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

by Two tone cock December 30, 2008

When you dress a woman in colliflowers, then you play the rusty trumpet.

by Jeff Overbo February 16, 2008

a mouse you use on the couch for a media pc or couch gaming.

i finally found my mouch stuck between the cushions.

by edo9 July 28, 2010

Mouche

Person 1: 'mahoomalaflooma, mouche matoottoo'
Kelly: 'ouche ma flouche, moooooooooooooooooouche'

by Macondiron November 24, 2009

French for 'fly'. Makes a cool nickname :)

by Chicken Wing July 15, 2006

a man who is such a puss that he acts like a douche. a man-douche

hes so whipped hes a mouche

by nat February 15, 2004