coolios

a newer stupid slang word for the word cool. Usually used by only immature brats and fags. (Not to mention the beans)

Hector: Mi pene es muy grande.
Chavez: Coolios!

by Limpy Simpy January 17, 2008

cooliosis

a disease so cool it is also a way to define a person

Dave - hey you mummo is a cool dood

John - cooliosis

Dave - geez man thats so cool and ya mum at the same time...

by Cooliosis June 8, 2018

Cooliosis

An amazing word invented by a very intelligent person; used to describe anything of relevance that is approved by the person speaking

Harvard supervisor: So why do you believe you are qualified to attend the university?
Student applying: I don't really know anything except this school is pretty cooliosis.
Harvard supervisor: Your accepted...this might just be our best student!

by that_one_wierdo_78 April 11, 2020

Coolios

1. Literally what it sounds like, but a more sarcastic version of itself. As a substitute for "cool", coolios can be used as a joke between friends or as a sarcastic response to something you don't really care all that much about.

2. An adjective, describing how cool and, in some cases, attractive someone else is. A gender-neutral word in this sense.

Example One:
John: Hey, I got the new game for my X-Box!
James: Coolios.

Example Two:
Abigail: Guess who I saw walking down the road today? It was Richard!
Amanda: Really?! He is SO coolios!

by coolios May 4, 2014

cooliosis

The process of reproducing coolness. It is like mitosis, but with coolness.

However, it is meant as a response to a situation one deems worthy of more than a simple cool The "cool" is designed to be spread through others, and "cooliosis" shows that it is meant to be enjoyed by all.

Drug Dealer 1: Hey did we make any money?
Drug Dealer 2: Yeah, 2 grand
Drug Dealer 1: Cooliosis.

by atlpride November 9, 2012

Coolios

Explaining something exetremely cool

I love unicorns they are so coolios

by ZiplineZebras January 12, 2018

Cooliosclerosis

Something that is so cool it literally becomes a disease.

Jackson: I have a sweet pair of Air Jordans...
Raymond: Are you fucking joking me right now?!

Jackson: No. Seriously I do
Raymond: Oh My God! You do! That's "cooliosclerosis."

by David.issa.finna August 20, 2018