Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020

constipation

Worse than homework, you wanna go, but you feel as though a baby is coming out your asshole sideways. Laxatives, Metamucil, and enemas help. Enemas suck

I haven't shat in 4 days, now I have to stick jelly in my arse.

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 14, 2004

chinspiration

The feeling you get when you see an incredible beard Especially when growing a beard yourself and struggling to get past the "growing stages".

Example: Dan, Fish, Billy, Miller and Kirk find james' beard chinspirational.

by beardedJay January 24, 2014

erectile constipation

the outcome of erotic arousal without completion

After a couple hours of playing grab ass with suzie on her parents couch, Johnny feigned a headache and left with a serious case of erectile constipation.

by superswimmerman18 January 27, 2010

Artistic Constipation

When an artist of any sort wants to create a masterpice, but something is stopping them from doing so. Similar, if not the same as, artist block

Jake: I want to write a song but I can't think of anything
John: Oh, you have artistic constipation

by GiantMidget94 May 22, 2010

spiritual constipation

Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.

Damn, did you see that guy? He's suffering from some serious spiritual constipation.

by clenched soul August 6, 2014

Conspiratainment

Dramatics created by conflicting theories,between conspiracy theorists, and their followers.

Alex Jones on 'The View' with Charlie Sheen is conspiritainment. David Icke's theory of shape-shifting reptilian entities leading a one-world government is often used in debates between celebrity conspiratainers. Jessie Ventura's show ,"Conspiracy Theory" is pure conspiratainment. Anything put out by the likes of David Wilcock,Ben Fulford,or Sorcha Faal and anyone who alligns themselves with these disinformation agents creates conspiratainment gold. Rifts that divide between subsections within certain conspiracy, for example the 9/11 truth movement provides plenty of conspiratainment; Plane-Huggers vs. No-Planers is conspiratainment .

by i811st December 29, 2011