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Going Congressional

To exhibit symptoms of complete mental breakdown at work and get away with it. (A tribute to to Congressman John Shadegg (R-AZ)) See: 'going postal' without the violence.
"Man, I was arguing with John Shaddegg about healthcare reform and he just started raving about gulags... the guy was totally going congressional"
by Redneck Liberal October 15, 2009
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congressmonkey

Congressmonkey (kon gres tard) NOUN. A member of the U.S. Congress noted for primitive beliefs and behavior.
Tom Tancredo was endorsed by the "pro white" Council for Conservative Citizens and Marilyn Musgrave was endorsed by the KKK. They want to jail all gays and illegal immigrants. These congressmonkeys are proof men descended from apes. And not very far, in some cases.
by Maxhole June 19, 2009
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Congress

A group of elected officials from a single racial and economic demographic creating a large amount of rules that have never been actually read by anyone. These rules affect a large group of people who they have never met and don't care about.
Kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.

Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress
by thelastusername December 22, 2009
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Congrès

Verb (used without object):

From the French "congress", "convention".

To immorally charge students at the University of Ottawa exorbitant fees to reserve and use facilities on campus for events and activities. To scam. To unnecessarily stifle student experience.
She pulled a total congrès last night. Everyone was furious.
by ssaprez November 2, 2010
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Congress

There's a 10 car pileup on I-95, its a real congress.
by ShutdownHater October 8, 2013
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Congress

The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur.
They had congress.
by Wordnet July 18, 2003
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congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).
After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.
by Nicolai August 11, 2004
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