Coffee 

The black juice that keeps mankind running.

Man, I need my coffee to get through the day.

Coffee by Fetxch March 16, 2020

coffee 

a person who is coughed upon

coffee by linda February 9, 2002

Coffee 

Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!

Man: Dude, why are you shaking so much?

Dude: Coffee, Man! COFFEE!

Coffee by Splek February 16, 2009

Coffee 

A sacred substance used to awaken half of the U.S. population, especially before one must leave to go to his or her job in the morning. Some do not properly function until they have had their coffee in the a.m. hours of the day.

Gomer: Hey Earl, how you doin?
Earl: *Groan* Ehhhhhhhhh. Drink need coffee yet.
Gomer: Well put, Earl. Well put.

Coffee by Beat Master Skizzy Wizzy June 12, 2010

coffee 

The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.

I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.

coffee by RC August 4, 2005

Coffee 

The life source to natives of New Jersey. Commonly found in many bottomless cups at any given diner. It sobers, it rejuvinates, it's you're only friend at 3:00 A.M. when that morning paper is due.

Man in a diner: "I'll have some coffee"

Coffee by Andy May 6, 2003

Coffee 

The only socially acceptable way to drink cream.

Herman: "Hey Stu, why do you like coffee?"
Stu: "Because it's the only socially acceptable way to drink cream."

Coffee by wikibeast April 9, 2010