cornmuncher

A gay man, especially one who enjoys the sport of anal rimming.

Usage of this word is especially prevalent in the Canadian central flatlands where cornfields are especially abundant and sometimes associated with the Gay Community

Gosh, Its been so long since I was last ploughed by another handsome cornmuncher

by GayCanadian November 2, 2011

cockmuncher

Someone being a very large idiot. An expression of extreme discontent towards another person.

see lloydtron

Shut up, you cockmaster

by klaw April 8, 2004

Fucking Cockmuncher

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.

Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

by jewsruletheworld January 19, 2009

Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockpunch

A blow struck by a penis (typically in the face), usually in connection to the act of fellatio.

Last night when Debbie was about to suck me, she missed, and got cockpunched instead and ended up with a fat lip.

by Figleaf23 July 16, 2007

Cockcrunch

A person, place or thing that crunches cock.

If a person crunches your cock, he/she would be considered a cockcrunch.

by Cpu0 August 17, 2011

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005