Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.

"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."

by Neel Vora January 11, 2006

cockmuncher

one who munches cock profusely , i.e. a hoe

You're a fucking cockmuncher

by swonage February 2, 2003

Cockmuncher

Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts

(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!

1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.

by aidsface45 June 24, 2012

cockmuncher

Someone being a very large idiot. An expression of extreme discontent towards another person.

see lloydtron

Shut up, you cockmaster

by klaw April 8, 2004

Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.

Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.

by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmuncher

someone who nibbles or munches on cock

by Anonymous February 2, 2003