cobblestone

To drop one's testes in an open anus

Years of wear and tear on the poor woman allowed for an easy cobblestone.

She wasn't in the mood for a cleveland steamer but became excited when I mentioned cobblestoning.

I prefer to give a good cobblestone than receive a mediocre blumpkin.

by Blindianboy March 8, 2011

Cobblestone Runway

The 5th solo studio album released by acclaimed singer-songwriter Ron Sexsmith. (a.k.a. Great Sex Tapes) In my opinion, his best album, which includes great pieces of work, such as These Days, Dragonfly On Bay Street, and Gold In Them Hills.

Yeah, go and listen to your Cannibal Corpse, ya metalhead, I got Cobblestone Runway to keep me company. And it won't break my eardrums!

by strong badian March 22, 2005

gobblemonster

Motorboating a penis.

Austin used the gobblemonster on Gavin. Gavin was lost and confused.

by LogicOwl April 23, 2018

Cobblesniffer

Cobblesniffer - one who sniffs cobblestone.

“I’ll peel ya dick like a banana, you cobblesniffer,”

by NibbestNibba March 6, 2018

cobbledink

An asshole who thinks they gets to decide what their nickname will be. Not a term of endearment, used for people who you have to stay friends with but don't want to.

Girl 1: Hey isn't that Eric over there? Go say hi!
Girl 2: Nah he's such a cobbledink, if I wasn't friends with Annie he'd be out.

by Amaranthae May 28, 2019

Clomblemonger

One who is often engaged in and in support of kicking people named Steve in the shins.

Wow, Ronald, you're such a clomblemonger

by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

GobbleMoncher

Basically, you tell the girl not do go to through bathroom for around 72 hours, constipation may become a thing. Next, on a friday night, you take her out to eat and your favorite thai resturant. She MUST eat the Pad Thai. Later that night, when you are getting ready for coitus, you put her in the doggy position and start smacking the sides of her stomach. As you begin to do that, you stick you fist inside of her vagina, opening and closing your fist as the night goes. Finally, as she begins to get ready to blow, you stick your tongue in her butthole and prepare for a feast.

1. Son: Hey dad, how did you meet my mother?

Father: I took her out to get thai and totally gobblemoncher that chick.

2. Damn, I heard Jacob gobblemonchered that girl last night. Damn.

by king jawn March 5, 2021