Cobblebank 

A new shithole in Melbourne’s “booming” western suburbs that used to be part of Melton South before they split it up. They want you to think it’s different, but it’s the same cunts living there as the rest of Melton. Centrelink receivers, junkies, eshays, broke single mums, etc. The Atherstone housing estate is the main feature, but it looks the same as literally every other new “masterplanned” housing estate in. Apparently it’s also where they’re putting the Melton Hospital, so druggies can be treated closer to home.

Cobblebank is just Melton South with a different name.

Cobblebank by iliveinmelton March 13, 2023

cobblejacker 

someone that masterbates a lot

Camdin was the school cobblejacker because he went home and beat one out every day

cobblejacker by newell1738 July 19, 2017

cobbledink 

An asshole who thinks they gets to decide what their nickname will be. Not a term of endearment, used for people who you have to stay friends with but don't want to.

Girl 1: Hey isn't that Eric over there? Go say hi!
Girl 2: Nah he's such a cobbledink, if I wasn't friends with Annie he'd be out.

cobbledink by Amaranthae May 28, 2019