GobbleMoncher 

Basically, you tell the girl not do go to through bathroom for around 72 hours, constipation may become a thing. Next, on a friday night, you take her out to eat and your favorite thai resturant. She MUST eat the Pad Thai. Later that night, when you are getting ready for coitus, you put her in the doggy position and start smacking the sides of her stomach. As you begin to do that, you stick you fist inside of her vagina, opening and closing your fist as the night goes. Finally, as she begins to get ready to blow, you stick your tongue in her butthole and prepare for a feast.

1. Son: Hey dad, how did you meet my mother?

Father: I took her out to get thai and totally gobblemoncher that chick.

2. Damn, I heard Jacob gobblemonchered that girl last night. Damn.

GobbleMoncher by king jawn March 5, 2021

gobblemonster 

Motorboating a penis.

Austin used the gobblemonster on Gavin. Gavin was lost and confused.

gobblemonster by LogicOwl April 23, 2018