cobblers

It means something is utterly terrible

Simon "I got a D in Maths"
Trevor "Absolute cobblers Simon!"

by mikewhite February 8, 2019

cobblers

a lie

load of cobblers

by anonymous July 27, 2022

Cobber

Formerly known as a saying towards a friend or mate, cobber has now progressed to young people saying it towards the older generation as a slang and offensive word. A young man in his 20’s saying to an older man in his 40’s ‘g’day cobber’ is taken as the young man not showing any respect to the older generation.

A young tradie might say, ‘yeah no worries cobber’ to a man in his 40’s meaning no respect at all.

by Pappa Dawg October 12, 2022

Clobbershnucked

Absolutely obliterated with a singular punch

Guy 1: "Man, he got absolutely Clobbershnucked"
Guy 2: 'Shut up"

by RandomDudeHer May 11, 2025

Cobber

A man who loved hairy women, their backs look like a cobweb cause of all the hair

Gabe: Did you see that girls back?

Grady: Yeah Brandon pulled a total Cobber

by chicken jockey69 July 13, 2025

Cobblers law

A person in a profession is not likely to practice the profession well in there day to day life.

"The Cobblers kids have no shoes."
Everyone knows you don't buy a car from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025

Cobblers law

The lack of ability for a person in a profession to practice that profession in their daily life.

"The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.

by China--man November 12, 2025