pools closed

An internet phenomenon associated with the '/b/' random section of the 4chan imageboard. The users of this section anonymously logged onto Habbo Hotel, and using avatars of black people clothed in suits, along with a large afro, blockaded the Hotel's pool from entry while shouting 'Pools closed' to users trying to enter.

The phenomenon has since increased in popularity, and the GNAA and myg0t trolling communities have also started to participate in the blockades.

Habbo Hotel User: 'Let me in the pool, you!'
/b/ user: 'Pools closed!'

by Teqonix September 7, 2008

That hit close to home

You often say this sentence to someone when you strongly relate with their problems because you more likely had this problem before or you still have it

Maria: I'm diagnosed with Depression and Anxiety
Julie: That hit close to home

by Kaivosguy11 May 23, 2020

Close your eyes

What you first hear when you jump off a tall hospital and spin on your way down.

*Jumps off hospital* Close your eyes, you'll be here soon.

by Jeramuse February 3, 2023

close to home

1.) Figurative: A metaphorical phrase for that which affects a person directly, or is of personal concern to him or her.

2.) Literal: Within close proximity to a person's home or dwelling.

Drunk Driving is a subject that hits close to home with members of MADD.

The bombs hit close to home last night; they were only a few miles away.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

closed fist royale

This is a very specific five some. There is a person on their knees, (usually a female) there are two men on either side of her face with erect penises towards her head, while two other people (male or female) are jerking off the two men. The two men have to finish at the same time onto the recipients face.

Dude, have you ever had a closed fist royale?

by ReneLeeAnn March 2, 2015

Another Year Closer!

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

sextra close

Form of Speech: Adjective
A distinction of proximity or relationship status with another departing from casual association to relations of a sexual nature. Often used interchangeably with "friends with benefits", but can be used to imply more intimate consociation.

Mrs. Jeffries: "So, are you and Professor Wilcox just friends or what?
Cassandra: "Well, we are really close, last night we got SEXTRA CLOSE, mhmm teeheehee pfft" * fart sound

by jordan lane August 19, 2009