Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

by Phantom034` November 3, 2008

clarnia

A walk-in closet strictly dedicated to illegal substances resulting in lengthy conversations. Also this walk-in closet requires christmas lights, herb, loud music, trippy posters, lots and lots of pillows (anything soft and/or comfy will suffice). The people of clarnia are designated the title "clarnation" members.

Similar to the famous book the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe by C.S. Lewis, the children discover a portal to a mysterious world called Narnia, we too have found this portal to a magical land. A closet-narnia.... clarnia.

I was sooo messed up last night, I never made it out of clarnia!

by donwiz October 7, 2010

bass clarinet

The best damn instrument in the whole band. Way better than a clarinet. Usually plays the same music as the tubas.

Woah, I really respect that guy, even though hes in the band he still plays the most awsomeest instrument, the bass clarinet.

by Nick3561 April 3, 2008

learned the clarinet at school

give a fantastic blowjob

Girl: EYYYY BOYy guess what? I learned the CLARINET at school.

Guy: Ohh gurl my bedroom is just a taxi ride away

by twotwoonebee November 3, 2012

Carina

Carina, A girl who is loud and very outspoken. She doesn't like drama and doesn't start drama. She is honest and always says everything like it is. A very beautiful and funny girl. When you're around her you're never sad or angry, you're always happy. She's the definition of Natural Beauty. A Carina is never seen sad or angry. She's a full package.

Me: That girl is very honest and funny.
Guy: Duh, She's a Carina.

by Daze_ September 2, 2013

carina

REALLY HOT! but mainly beautiful. she charms guys not just with her looks but her personality. may seem quiet at first but is actually really social once you get to know her. Carina is a true friend and will always speak the truth. she is not like the other other girls in school, she definitely stands out. guys, beware that she doesnt stay single for long

for example carinas are always fun too be around.

by anthony15 November 9, 2012

Clarinet

A B flat pitched woodwind instrument, normally used in concert, marching, and jazz bands. A clarinet has a very large range, over 3 octaves, as well as a warm tone quality when played correclty. Clarients are black and most commonly made of grenadilla wood or African blackwood or plastic, with nickel or silver keys. It is 2 feet and 2 1/4 inches long. A clarinet uses a reed to produce a tone. Overall, the clarinet may be one of the most, if not the most versitile instrument in any band or orchestra because of its huge range and different sounds as you change through the octaves. When played correctly, all the octaves can sound beautiful and smooth transitions are possible.

The clarinet soloist switched through her ranges without difficuty and the beautiful sound that was produced was like that of a lullaby.

by MountainDew July 31, 2005