cilf

Colleague I'd like to fuck

Nice, eh?, that CILF arrived yesterday?

by Michael.Z March 04, 2008

cilf

clown i'd like to fuck

man that party had a lot of cilfs

by eefrx October 22, 2007

CILF

Cop I'd Love to Fuck or Cop I'd Like to Fuck

Officer Odeetull is a total CILF. I can't wait to give him a rusty trumbone later.

by Madison Ryder September 07, 2005

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 07, 2006

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.

"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)

by JB July 19, 2003

CILF

Chemist I'd Like to Fuck.

Yes, there is definitely a lot of chemistry going on. The practical sort.

Person 1: "Have you seen that guy use NMR spectroscopy?"
Person 2: "I understand completely. I'd say either he is a CILF, or he's completely hijacked my serotonin receptors."

by Xraycrystallography August 23, 2011

cilf

cracker (white person) i'd like to fuck

that girl is such a cilf!

by chocolategrape February 25, 2008