walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her
fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!
by asshole January 21, 2004
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chlamydia

A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad
"Damn cuh, I think I got down with chlamydia. Imma go knock back a shot glass full of triflic acid.
by pissjug97 August 06, 2022
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chlamydia

this words stands for a boy and a girl. not just any boy and girl. boys and girls who are absolutely disgusting and do very bad things. usually the boy is 17 and the girl is around 3 years younger. if you know any of these people you should stay FAR FAR FAR AWAY!!!
boy1: yo you see that 15 year old girl w that 17 year old boy??

boys 2: yeah dude that’s a chlamydia group we need to stay away.
by chlamydia’s bestie December 22, 2019
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Chlamydia

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries
abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay
by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018
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Chlamydia

I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia
by Civsiv October 09, 2019
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Chlamydia

The definition of chlamydia is a boy names Brendon herring from boy Texas. He’s a cheating, lying bastard. He cheated on his gf with like 6 girst and gave then all chlamydia. He is... the... definition... of... chlamydie.
Brendon herring has given almost 10 girls chlamydia. He is the definition of chlamydia.
by Smd66420 April 23, 2019
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Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract
Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke
by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020
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