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Chlamydia Chowder
The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
(see also: Split Herpes Soup)
Chlamydia Chowder by buttfinger December 9, 2013
Chlamydia Gold
Rare South Korean exotic car designed my K.O. Motors in 2012. Although extremely rare and expensive due to the high level of custom fabrication, uses a common Hyundai as a base.
Chlamydia Gold by ʇᴉ ʇsol ǝʌ,I January 26, 2015
Chlamydia frat bro
Guys who wear boat shoes, short khaki or colored shorts, and button up shirts. With the side swiped hair and sometimes a backwards ball cap. They travel in packs and spend their summers wasting daddy's money and spreading chlamydia. I.e. Harry styles
"Hey, look at that pack of guys over there. They look like they belong on a fishing show"
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
"The only thing they catch and throw back is chlamydia. They're chlamydia frat bros."
Chlamydia frat bro by AlexaBlake June 16, 2017
Chlamydia Shorts
Skanky, ripped, short shorts that signify a woman is morally loose and likely an incubator of a sexually-transmitted disease, especially chlamydia.
Chlamydia Shorts by The Grimm Reaper June 19, 2014
Chlamydia Test
If a male puts his finger into his ear and then inserts in her vagina and a sneeze occurs it is scientific fact that she is positive for chlamydia. Also known as the Chlamydia test according to the surgeon general.(1992)
I was fingering this chic on my couch and gave her the chlamydia test. She sneezed so I let her give me an hj and told her to go see the doctor.
Chlamydia Test by tasty gooch!!! May 22, 2010
Chlamydia Kyle
Kyle is a dude who resides in Brampton, Ontario, but regularly travels to Guelph and Toronto. He's pretty facially attractive, but has some really shitty tattoos (including an Insane Clown Posse tattoo, which is just the worst). He has a pretty charming demeanor and is really good at getting chicks into bed with him, because he treats them like ladies outside of the bedroom. Plus he's good in bed so really, what are we complaining about? What we're complaining about is that he's a TOTAL WANKER. He has infected several females with chlamydia, when confronted about it by one of them was told 'no, I get tested regularly, it wasn't me' - it obviously was you, because the MATH says so. Forcing those girls to contact the people they'd been with after him and telling them to get tested (or even worse, hearing about it from one of those people telling you YOU have it, because you didn't have symptoms).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
Plot twist, he also has a girlfriend he's been with for over a year, while fucking all these other girls in various cities. She had no idea. The girls had no idea. What a douche, right?
Women should just stay away from this guy on all counts.. and feel free to check out the memes on the generator since the page got removed from facebook (which he probably reported, but it was just a public service accouncement, really).
"Hey, did you hear that Kyle's coming to town this weekend?"
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
"Oh, you mean Chlamydia Kyle? I wonder who else he plans to infect this time."
Chlamydia Kyle by thatskarma March 30, 2013