calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.

Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!

by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011

Caledonia

tiny ass town in southern ontario where there’s a lot of assholes. you can pass a drug deal, arena, high school, skate park (where the drug deal is), a library, and a mcdonald’s all on the same street. a lot of fires. one fire destroyed an entire plaza and then there were like 7 after that. 98% of the town drinks a lot of alcohol during caledonia thunder games (which are shit and they all think they’re gonna be in the NHL). oh and the corvairs are enormous men playing hockey and thinking they’re the shit. and we’re all fucking liberal. like 7 or so churches, which is a bit ironic. all the girls are basic and wear birkenstocks with bright green socks and have an iphone 6 and drink starbucks somehow, even though the closest one is 30 minutes away.

have you been to caledonia?
ya man, never again. i saw some kid smoking and then catching a forest on fucking fire.

by _c_oo_l_ January 7, 2018

Calendar Girl

Out of your league women that only talk to you when they need favors from you.

"Why do you bother drooling over her? She's just a calendar girl and you know it."

by D-Struct August 27, 2005

me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

"Beam me up, Scotty!" in the Latin language.

What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

by pentozali September 26, 2010

Caledon

a little town in the middle of nowhere.

Where are we I only see cows and farms!
Oh we`re in Caledon

by patty mcpatters November 2, 2011

Calen

Calen: Gorgeous, Handsome, Sexy, Hot guy. He is so amazing in many ways. Hes smart, Funny, Sweet, Kind, and Joyful. He is someone who you can easily love in a quick second. A Calen is someone who can cheer you up even when your in the most depressed mood ayone can be in. He make you smile when you talk to him. He gives you butterflies everytime you see his face. He is someone you can just sit there and stare into his eyes for hours without saying a word. A Calen is also someone I gave my heart to. I love him with a strong passion.

Tay:Did you see Calen walking down the street today?
Maddy:Yeah! He was looking Finneee.
Shar:He sure was.
Tay:Um.... Be right back.
Maddy&Shar:Ok.
Tay:*Chases after Calen*

by TheLovelyTay June 28, 2009

Calena

Calena is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. The thing is, she slacks a lot and procrastinates 24/7. either way she is epic and loves anime

wow. calena is so cool hehe.

by gerbil123 June 8, 2018