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common as buggery

Common as buggery, something very common. Dates back to the chain-gangs (troupes of convicts -ex-poms- often chained together), building roads and other useful improvements in penal Australia. Being all men, and being chained together, buggery (anal sex) was a common past-time.
You won't have problems finding those nails, they're as common as buggery.
by Kangabear January 24, 2009
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Douche buggery

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.
Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..
by Bugmen September 1, 2018
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High Buggery Reek

When something, usually a cat "Reeks to high Buggery"

What type of cat is that? ...

Oh it's a High Buggery Reek

Think...Smelly Cat

The thing is with a high buggery reek ... The lights are often not all on upstairs, you can tell by their vacant expression.

Probably a deformity caused by inhaling the gas like substance that is in their mouths.

You find a daily neck stretch releases the gases and omits them for a time.

Often owned by posh people who say in a plummy voice

"It's a high Buggery Reek! Let's give you a good neck stretching dear sir"
The High Buggery Reek needs a very specific type of handling
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ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.
I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.
by Mojazzer November 7, 2023
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Buggerance Factor

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.
That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019
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Bugger King

A fast food chain where you can get fucked in the ass while enjoying a flamebroiled burger
Have you checked out Bugger King? You can get meat in both holes there!
by bácón January 17, 2022
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Bugger all

Sometimes hyphenated. A British expression meaning "nothing."
I know precisely bugger all about nuclear thermodynamics.
by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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