orophilia 

oral sex.

They are vigorously involved in orophilia.

orophilia by uttam maharjan September 15, 2010

Brophilactic 

A friend who consistently interrupts or makes invalid your attempts to score with a female but is still your bro.

Johnny would have nailed that blonde chick if it wasn't for Charles rippin one in the car. What a brophilactic.

Brophilactic by Loafysnacks November 26, 2010

prophiliac

Someone who can't stop checking someone else's facebook profile.

Come on man, that's like your tenth time checking Lucy's profile this morning, you're turning into a prophiliac!

prophiliac by NITL September 4, 2010

Brophylaxis 

noun. measures taken to prevent the loss of being manly in a predominantly female situation.

1) Jim: damn dude, these women are too much... how many times can they watch "pitch perfect"?
Bob: Yeah bro, had i known, i could have shown up to provide some brophylaxis.

2)A coed baby shower? ESPN3 and johnny walker should provide good brophylaxis.

Brophylaxis by Superamario1691 August 25, 2013

baeophilia 

when you really crave/want to make someone your bae; desperate to have a bae of your own

"I have baeophilia....All I want is a bae! She is my white unicorn and she needs to become bae"

baeophilia by taaar March 10, 2015

Orophilia 

Orophilia means lover of mountains

Oro = mountain, phila = affinity to.

Jack: I wonder if there's a word for mountain love
Walter: orophilia

Orophilia by Bingus wingus December 6, 2021

Brophelin

Brophelin is a drug induced by a wide spectrum of men from angst-filled teenagers, to college frat boys and to married men. Brophelin is used to get out all of the things that they couldn't normally do such as drink excessive amounts of alcohol, watch sports games, shoot pool, go to bars/strip clubs, gamble and other things that people such as nagging girlfriends, bosses, parents etc. would yell at them for.

Brophelin can also be induced virtually such as through an online video game.

Brophelin should be used at least one every two/one weeks to relieve man-craziness and inner-party. Do not exceed dosage as this can cause loss of jobs, mean ex-girlfriends and an adaption to an extremely irresponsible lifestyle.

If you forget a dose, be sure to account for it as soon as possible to decrease inner wild-side build up.

Side-effects may include:

Girlfriends never thinking you spend enough time with them.

Pictures you don't want people to see.

Drunken stupor.

Broken furniture.

Noise disturbances.

Loss of profit for either beer or things you'll regret buying later.

Paul: Bro, you need to come over to my place! I just got fifty games for the Xbox for a hundred bucks! Please dude, I need some Brophelin right now!

Hank: I got fired from work yesterday for punching my boss. Guess I should have taken my Brophelin when I had the chance.

Tony: Brophelin overdose, dude. The nag thinks I hang out with you too much.

Brophelin by OppositeDaySandwiches July 10, 2011