Blumpcan

When an individual consumes a canned alcoholic beverage while utilizing a private or public toilet.

Brian’s girlfriend wouldn’t give him a Blumpkin, so, Brian had a Blumpcan instead.

by KRiver August 14, 2019

bumphax

Getting butt-fucked in the ass whilst watching Scooby Doo.

Oh my god Cindy last night I got bumphax

by Bumphax69420 July 21, 2021

Blumph

euphemism for fuck in all ways except for sexual, more than not replacing fuck when it is a violent or angry in nature

"what the blumph! why isn't it!
"i'm gonna blumph you up lil bro"

by amadeusjfeelz July 22, 2024

Blumpcake

When you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.
This is similar to a Blumpkin but you are getting a lap dance while on the toilet.

Hey babe,can you give me a blumpcake?

by freaky shit May 25, 2024

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025

Blumpaline

Taking a shit on a trampoline and simultaneously receiving oral sex.

Spencer had deep teeth marks on his penis from engaging in a blumpaline.

by Blump Lee February 12, 2025