Blonde All Over The Place 

When a girl with long blonde hair rubs it all over a naked guy's body.

It was Blonde All Over The Place when Chad went to bed with Kiersten last night!

Blonde All Over The Place by SlopNChop October 19, 2016

cotton blocked 

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

cotton blocked by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

Top Notch Bloke by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

Top Bloke

An Australian compliment regarding a male who is the type of fellow everyone wants to hang out with and have a beer with. Also, a reliable, helpful, good natured friend.

You can always rely on Ronnie to lend a hand when needed; he's a top bloke!

Top Bloke by jkmattf March 11, 2018

Cat's Blanket 

Nickname for Cate Blanchett. Because of the odd spelling of her name, her common independent and cameo film appearances, resemblance to a feline, and overall warm and comforting acting method, she could very well be a Cat's Blanket.

Stu: Na, I ain't never seen that film.
Laura: Trust me, we saw it.
Stu: Who was in it?
Laura: No one big, except for... What's her name, the British lass...
Ryan: Cat's Blanket?
Laura: Yeah, her.
Stu: Dude, that movie sucked.

Cat's Blanket by RyKirb July 7, 2008

Blanket boxing 

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket

"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"

Blanket boxing by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Crop Blocked 

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

Crop Blocked by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011