Bichfucher

A guy that enjoys invertebrates stuffed under his foreskin.

A bichfucher is commonly a lousy tipper.

I was at the pub last night, Davey was hoarding insects for some perverted reason. He kept 47 cents in change, I chuckled to myself & labelled him nothing short of a bichfucher.

by Goldcase September 5, 2014

Bitchful

To be full of bitches or always have bitches around you.

"Yo bro you hella bitchful"
"I know there's tons of bitches around me!"

by JK20050001 October 5, 2021

bitchdick

Someone who is both a dick and a bitch at the same time.

Dave is always a bitchdick one Fridays when he leaves before I get a chance to tell him he is working tomorrow.

by the-moyni May 24, 2009

bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

by Spencer December 19, 2004

bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

Bitchfork

1) (noun) A sad existence. A leech with no musical taste that listens to every thing that the wannbe-hipster hotspot, pitchfork.com, gives an 8.3 or higher.

2) (verb; to bitchfork) To flame people for their musical taste, if the respective artist was not given an 8.3 or higher on pitchfork.

1) Bitchfork: OMG have you heard the new Sunset Rubdown album, it's absolutely brilliant. 8.3 / 10!!! The greek allusions are so down to earth and not pretentious. Oh, did i forget to mention i love Animal Collective.
Normal Person: What a bitchfork.

2) Douche: Omg, i don't think that there are enough Greek allusions in the new Peter, Bjorn & John album. It's so mainstream indie, and behind the times. Animal Collective ,however, rules!
Person 1: What is going on
Person 2: Leave him alone, he's just bitchforking.

by FrenchToast979 July 24, 2009

Bitchsuck

Usually when one hurts ones self or fails at something. Pretty much when something just sucks like a bitch...

*walking through hallway casually minding ones buisness*
*stubs toe*
'AH!! BITCHSUCK!'






'so man i was doing a test today and i totally flunked'
'ohh...what a bitchsuck :/'

by Lealah April 7, 2009