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better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.
Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.
by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011
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bettercallmommy

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.
The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting
by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021
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Social battery

A metaphor for a persons capacity to intermingle with groups of people in one setting.

Often used by introverts to describe their anxiety of having to interact with large crowds.
I couldn't stay at the event for more than 20 minutes because my social battery dies quickly.
by Llorona May 24, 2017
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Twitter Dude: My Grandma just died
Random Guy On Twitter: Ratio+You Fell Off+ YB Better
by Adifiddid October 29, 2021
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better off

without some1 or something, you or your life will be better
It is usually better off alone.
Everyone would be better off without coke.
by Bai LI September 13, 2007
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batterytard

somebody who leaves their phone to charge but doesnt check that its charging before walking awau
Lisa: Omg my phone didn’t charge last night!
Mike: Haha you’re such a batterytard
by appauls November 12, 2022
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discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?
Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!
by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019
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