baltaboo

A person with no Lithuanian and/or Latvian ancestry or citizenship that is obsessed with those countries' cultures. Unfortunately, a Baltaboo is often mistaken for a Slavaboo because of some similarities between the two and the lack of education about Lithuanian/Latvian history, culture and geography. Baltaboos love to go to the "Rajon" to squat in counterfeit Adidas tracksuits while drinking Riga Black Balsam or Volfas Engelman beer and eat kebabs with garlic sauce next to their heavily used BMW E34 (that was questionably obtained from Poland). Baltaboos love to practive the Romuva, Druwi and Dievturība religions and their favorite sports are basketball, hockey and beating the crap out of each other.

Police Officer: Good evening gentlemen, do you know why I pulled you over today?
*intoxicated* Baltaboos: POLICIJA XUJICIJA! 凸(>皿<)凸
Police Officer: Very understandable... You are free to go. Have a great day.

by Karafuto November 13, 2019

balltard

A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).

Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth

by ShareDVI March 11, 2017

blatantly

Obviously

Blatant-Obvious

"That car was blatantly a Mustang.."

"Dude, that was a blatant lie.."

by tka16 February 5, 2008

Balarama

bold nonse who likes maths

Balarama u naughty boy

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Baltaj

YoOoooOOoOOo Baltaj Nigga Lowkey lit yoooo. He is 100 percent the GOAT. 🐐🐐

Baltaj is such a Beasted, Goated, and inspiring soul.

by BundConsumer69 February 4, 2022

puta barata

literally, in spanish, a puta barata is a cheap whore. if she has to charge such a low amount of money, it's because no one would want her for a cent more!

X:"did you date the prom queen?"
Y:"hell no, she's such a Puta Barata!"

by Timbo BSB May 13, 2006

blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.

Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!

by Wiseman July 25, 2006