asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

asstacular

Of or pertaining to ass, especially on a large scale or in a dramatic manner

"Oh man, he humiliated himself it was asstacular"

"The atmosphere is asstacular"

"It was a display of asstacular proportions"

by moreamazing January 27, 2009

Assjacker

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003

asstaculer

1. horrible 2. like ass 3. see asstastic

Dude, that cafeteria food is asstaculer.

by assface February 14, 2003

asstassle

1) Another term used to describe an assclown, when the term assclown is used far too often.
2) One who commits an act of asstasslery

This asstassle decided to hop a divider and cause a 15 car pile up while trying to reach for their cell phone this morning while driving.

by Vinny D. January 15, 2003

Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

by El Qbano May 1, 2014