8 definitions by assface

the magic

A sexual act in which the male, mid-coitus, jams a syringe full of HIV into his partner's backside, causing him or her to become infected with the virus. Named after HIV positive basketball legend Magic Johnson.

We broke up after i gave her the magic.

by assface April 29, 2004

shit-tacular

adj. 1 having shit like qualities 2. amazingly shitty 3. see asstastic

McDonalds burgers are very shit-tacular.

by assface February 15, 2003

leutner

1.Shit 2. something with no redeaming value 3. A shitty cafeteria at Case Western Reserve University

The food at leutner is asstaculer

by assface February 14, 2003

assfingers

Coined in the late 90s, this term capably describes the best person in the universe.

assfingers is great and andamaroo is not.

by assface November 15, 2004

asstaculer

1. horrible 2. like ass 3. see asstastic

Dude, that cafeteria food is asstaculer.

by assface February 14, 2003

zamick

a hetero and homophobic little fagnard

steve is such a zamick

by assface January 26, 2005

graye

Enemy of fun, democracy and good taste. Antithesis of goodwill and coolness.

Stalin was a bastard, but he was no graye.

by assface November 17, 2004